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Janelle Monáe Will Play Dorothy Pitman Hughes in Gloria Steinem Biopic Janelle Monáe Will Play Dorothy Pitman Hughes in Gloria Steinem Biopic

Janelle Monáe has signed on to Julie Taymor’s Gloria Steinem biopic as Dorothy Pitman Hughes, the activist who co-founded Ms. magazine with Steinem in 1972.

Constance Wu Might Star in a Rom-Com About Getting Double Impregnated Constance Wu Might Star in a Rom-Com About Getting Double Impregnated

Crazy Rich Asians star Constance Wu is in talks for a new rom-com about “a charmingly chaotic woman who has to get her life together when she becomes pregnant with two babies from two different men,” according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith 'Talked About' Remaking A Star Is Born 

A Star Is Born has been celebrated (or at least discussed) across the universe (or at least the internet), but what if instead of Bradley Cooper wanting to take another look at Lady Gaga, it had been Will Smith wanting to take another look at Jennifer Lopez? Would that have even made sense? It could have happened.

Let's Catch Up With Julia Roberts and Her Holes Let's Catch Up With Julia Roberts and Her Holes

How long has it been since you’ve wondered about the welfare of Julia Roberts’ holes? Was it eight years ago, when she—they—starred in Eat Pray Love? Or was it more recently? Maybe you’d forgotten all about America’s sweethole until just now. Luckily, an upstate New York newspaper has an update:

A Jane the Virgin Spin-Off Will Be Born A Jane the Virgin Spin-Off Will Be Born

Jane the Virgin is ending after its fifth season in 2019, but take heart: There’s a forthcoming spin-off helmed by many of the same minds behind the original, including the show’s star, Gina Rodriguez, who will be an executive producer.

Lindsay Lohan Is 'Boss Bitch' Now Lindsay Lohan Is 'Boss Bitch' Now

Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan, but now, she’s also...boss...bitch. Oh no. I mean, this is a great idea!

Chanel Is Done Using Exotic Animal Skins (and Fur) Chanel Is Done Using Exotic Animal Skins (and Fur)

Chanel announced today that it will no longer use exotic animal skins in its designs. That means no crocodile, no lizard, no snake, no stingray, and also no fur, which it had already cut back on considerably in recent years.

Gigi Hadid Has a Thing About Open Toilets Gigi Hadid Has a Thing About Open Toilets

Everyone’s afraid of something. For me, it’s the knowledge that severe weather is going to render Earth uninhabitable within the next few generations for all but its wealthiest and thus, most terrible, inhabitants. For Gigi Hadid, it’s emerging from the shower to find the toilet seat open. From W Magazine:

Something Is Growing on Ted Cruz's Face

What is this? I don’t think “beard” is the right word. It looks more like a heavy dusting of grime settled over the mushy expanse that a chin might normally occupy. Like if Pig-Pen put on a suit, adopted a truly reprehensible set of political beliefs, and created a family who hates him.

'Can You Dig It???' Screams Chris Pine in New I Am the Night Trailer 'Can You Dig It???' Screams Chris Pine in New I Am the Night Trailer

In the first trailer, we learned that I Am the Night, a forthcoming TNT miniseries from Patty Jenkins starring Chris Pine, features a girl (Fauna Hodel, played by India Eisley) in search of her true identity, which is somehow linked to LA’s infamous Black Dahlia murder. Pine plays Jay Singletary, a reporter who,…

The Sex and the City 3 Script Had Miranda's Son Sexting Samantha The Sex and the City 3 Script Had Miranda's Son Sexting Samantha

It’s undeniably good that Sex and the City 3 will never see the light of day, but instead of just going into the mass grave with the millions of other wisely rejected scripts, leaked tidbits continue to haunt us. Last week, we learned that Big was slated to die in the shower. When that didn’t startle us, the Undead…

Amanda Bynes Fell Into a Major Depression After 'She's the Man' Was Released Amanda Bynes Fell Into a Major Depression After 'She's the Man' Was Released

Amanda Bynes, who has only gingerly returned to the public eye after a meltdown and DUI arrest in 2014, told Paper that the first of many of her problems can be traced back to the film She’s the Man. Specifically, that she did not care for the way she looked as a dude. From Paper:

Pete Davidson Got Another Tattoo

Sometimes I lie awake and night and wonder what will happen when Pete Davidson runs out of bodily real estate for his...expansive...tattoo collection. Recently, he took a much-needed break from covering up his past lives to get the image of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg permanently etched on his right…

Please Tell Me the Best Thanksgiving Cocktail Please Tell Me the Best Thanksgiving Cocktail

Because I live 3,000 miles from any of my blood relations, Thanksgiving is usually relegated to the land of Bender Holidays (joined by its compatriots New Years Eve, Halloween, Labor Day and National Muffin Day). But now that I am old and my liver looks like a sea cucumber that got caught in a boat propellor, I’ve…

Dolce & Gabbana Cancels Shanghai Show After Uproar Over Racist Videos Dolce & Gabbana Cancels Shanghai Show After Uproar Over Racist Videos

Dolce & Gabbana pulled the plug on a fashion show in Shanghai just hours before it was supposed to start, on account of a series of racist promotional videos that somehow materialized on the label’s social media accounts.

Federal Judge Temporarily Blocks Trump's Cruel Asylum Ban Federal Judge Temporarily Blocks Trump's Cruel Asylum Ban

A federal judge in California has issued a temporary restraining order against President Trump’s order barring asylum for immigrants entering the country from Mexico outside of a designated port of entry.

Benedict Cumberbatch and Jessica Chastain Were Almost on True Blood Benedict Cumberbatch and Jessica Chastain Were Almost on True Blood

Benedict Cumberbatch and/or Jessica Chastain and/or Jennifer Lawrence were very nearly cast in True Blood, series creator Alan Ball revealed a decade after the show premiered. Would that have altered the fabric of spacetime enough to have changed everything? Best not to think about it.

Ivanka Trump Used a Private Email Account, Except Unlike [REDACTED], She'll Get Away With It Ivanka Trump Used a Private Email Account, Except Unlike [REDACTED], She'll Get Away With It

Two years after Hillary Clinton lost the presidential race to a rotting hair ham “because her emails,” the Washington Post reported today that Ivanka Trump has sent hundreds of official emails from a personal account. Do you ever want to laugh, but also tear your laptop in half and swallow its shattered remains just…

Lindsay Lohan Is Shooting Her Shot With Tyga Lindsay Lohan Is Shooting Her Shot With Tyga

Lindsay Lohan has been a reliable presence on Tyga’s Instagram for awhile now, leaving comments on his bed selfies and otherwise being fairly forthright about her desire to bone down. But now, it seems she’s been sliding into his DMs, too. According to Hollywood Life, Lohan “loves the whole bad boy thing Tyga has…

It's 'Hailey Bieber' Now

Hailey Baldwin is now Hailey Bieber in the eyes of God and Instagram, the two most powerful forces in the universe.

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