Kailangan Nating Makipag-usap Tungkol sa Mukha ni Sammy Sosa

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. 10/03/2017. 22 comments
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Ang dating Chicago Cubs slugger na si Sammy Sosa ay isang pakikipanayam kamakailan lamang, at sa palagay ko ay hindi naririnig ng sinuman ang isang salita na sinabi niya dahil Sosa ngayon ay mukhang isang chewed na pambura. Hindi ko alam kung ano ang nangyari sa kanya o sinasaktan si Sosa, ngunit ang mga naituturing na Cubs na walang kinalaman sa mga paratang na gumagamit ng steroid na sumunod sa kaniya sa pagtatapos ng kanyang karera-ay tila pinahihintulutan ang kanyang sarili na mapoot na ipahayag ang lahat ng kanyang mukha.

Narito ang isang larawan ni Sosa at Sharon Osbourne na kinuha noong 2003:

Narito ang isang imahe ni Sosa sa panahon ng kanyang facial transformation:

Narito ang isang larawan ni Sosa sa ilang sandali matapos ang unang yugto ng poot na panlahi:

At ngayon, narito siya ay parang isang dila ng dumanas ng baka:

Hinihiling ko lamang na huwag pansinin ako ng Black Jesus kung ito ay isang kondisyon ng balat, ngunit mukhang si Sosa ay naghihirap mula sa parehong sakit na nagapi sa Lil 'Kim.

Siyempre ang internet ay may jokes; narito ang ilan sa aking mga paborito:

Mangyaring gawin itong makatuwiran.

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